Merry Christmas from The Aquarium Guys!

A HEART FELT THANK YOU!

4 years ago
Transcript
Jimmy

Hello, everyone. It's the aquarium podcast guys.

Robbz

The aquarium guys podcast. You're gonna get this right eventually, but we're here today doing just a thank you. It's all we're putting out. It's Christmas time. You shouldn't be looking at your phones. And if you're listening to us on Christmas, shame, shame on yourself. Right?

Jimmy

Shame on you.

Robbz

We don't come out until the day after Christmas. I'm purpose we need to spend time with our family and so do you. But if you are listening, thank you so much.

Jimmy

Thank you.

Robbz

You just like the music.

Jimmy

I do. This music is so sexy.

Robbz

So sexy.

Jimmy

You know, let's turn the lights down low.

Robbz

Little jazzy Christmas music for you there, Jimmy.

Jimmy

Let's put on our smoking jackets.

Robbz

I don't know what that is.

Jimmy

Get a sniffer of brandy.

Robbz

A sniff of brandy.

Jimmy

A sniffer.

Robbz

More stuff.

Robbz

I gotta google.

Jimmy

Google. Google it, buddy. Hey, everybody. Thank you so much for listening the past four months. We just hit 10,000 listens and that's all because of you.

Robbz

We we had no clue we'd get this far and you're really making dreams come true. This is a fun side hustle for us. We enjoy spreading the information that we have about the aquarium hobby and we met a lot of great people and we really owe it to you, the listeners and some select people that helped us along the way, like Big Rich and Robbie Chan and so many. So thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We just wanted to hop on here, wish you a merry Christmas and we will have next podcast come out the 26 December and we are very excited.

Jimmy

To bring you some super guests next year. We've got several in the batter's box, as they say. And we're very excited to continue on our journey together with aquarium podcast. That is so sexy.

Robbz

So, like any good Christmas, right?

Jimmy

Yes.

Robbz

You need to have a Christmas story.

Robbz

And I found out that people my age don't have the tradition of the Christmas story.

Jimmy

That's because people your age kind of your moron. That's because people your age can't read.

Robbz

That's fair. They have to type, watch it on YouTube videos or podcasts.

Jimmy

So have you done up a diddy?

Robbz

I have.

Robbz

So there is a famous poem and for those that don't know it's, shame on you. All right. It's Christmas time. You know it twas. The night before Christmas is a time honored classic and you should be with your family. And I think that we need to take an aquarium guy's spin to the night before Christmas.

Jimmy

No, it's not too late.

Robbz

Oh, Lord, I spent a good chunk.

Robbz 2

Of time on this.

Robbz

And grab that eggnog, enjoy the jazz music and curl up to the fireplace. Listen, the night before Christmas, the graeme guy style.

Jimmy

Get naked on a bearskin rug with a sniffer brandy.

Robbz

So I got to get through this. I know that you're going to want to comment on a few points here. Jimmy, I'm just going to sit here and nod my head top to bottom, all right?

Jimmy

All right. I'll let you go.

Robbz

All right.

Robbz 2

Please do your best to hold your life.

Jimmy

I will hold it back.

Robbz

All right, here we go.

Jimmy

Stop.

Robbz 2

Towards the night before Christmas, when all through the house every fishy creature was stirring. Jim was rocking about. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. jim's dryer was broken well beyond repair. The dogs were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of bacon and gravy danced in their heads.

Robbz

Jim was with jen, whispering things nasty.

Robbz 2

In hopes that tonight he could get lucky. When out of the lawn arose such a clatter, he sprang from the bed to see what was a matter. Away to the window he flew like a flash. He tore open the shutters and threw on some damn pants. He saw a black suvs drove deep in the snow, the lights red and blue, that beamed with such glow that's beautiful his wandering eyes did appear. But the Secret Service with warrant oh.

Robbz

So drear what I could.

Robbz 2

Jim quickly realized his great flaw, that Schmelta Airlines reported him an outlaw. So this Christmas, be warned if you're traveling about, fly United, Southwest or wrist, a cavity search that will clean your butt out. So from aquarium guys outright merry Christmas to all, but especially betty White.

Robbz

So merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas.

Jimmy

Every week.

Robbz

Spend some time with your family. Have some diet. Beat us before diet season starts. And we're excited to start a new year of the Aquarium Guys podcast.

Jimmy

Thanks again, everybody. We'll see you on the other side.

Episode Notes

Shop shrimp at https://www.bluecrownaqua.com/ with promo code: "AQUARIUMGUYS" for free shipping on any order! ($45 dollar estimated value)

Thank you for making this possible, Merry Christmas, please enjoy our story ;P

Please call us for questions at 218-214-9241 For questions for the show please email us at aquariumguyspodcast@gmail.com .

Support The Aquarium Guys by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/the-aquarium-guys

Find out more at http://www.aquariumguyspodcast.com